Udder Stupidity is brought to you by The Don’t Have A Cow Coalition — an ad hoc group of dairymen, taxpayers and malcontents who are having a hard time taking the debate over the definition of the word “Milk” as anything but serious.

Trying to change the definition of the word “milk” is an actual thing?  This is just too good to pass up without puerile, immature commentary, so join us as we take a walk down Bizarro Lane.  If we uncover the idiots who came up with this idea, T.D.H.C.C.will present them with our coveted “Cow Pie Policy Award” for 2017.

Swear to God — you cannot make this stuff up….